Snig of the Day
QuilmyQuilmy is feeling a tad under the weather right now. In fact, he feels downright nauseous. Still, he's never too ill to wave a friendly hello. Or maybe it's goodbye. Yes, that seems far more plausible. A green faced Quilmy has been known to vomit in excess of fifty five feet. And he's surprisingly accurate from that distance.
Run away! Further!The Stars of the
North Milky Way
The Stars of the North Milky Way
In the dark frigid north of the great Milky Way,
The Milk of the Way tends to freeze.
So the stars scoop it up in a cone or a cup
And flavor it sweet as you please.
They eat all they can and they plump up like blimps,
And that, my good friend, is now why —
The dark frigid north of the great Milky Way
Is the brightest spot up in the sky.
Old Man BalloonOld Man Balloon
It's hard to be Old Man Balloon
The death threats never stop
Cause when the young’uns see you float
They all yell out, "Hey, Pop!"
ZoomGreat Moments in
Monkey HistoryUnbeknownst to most, early primates spent years trying to peel the carrot before stumbling on the more accessible banana. You might say that their efforts were fruitless until they ditched the vegetable. : )
ZoomPutty Hawk & FlamingooThese two new editions to the Chauceville Zoo's Soft Bird Exhibit are drawing quite a crowd. Not all the attention is praise, however. Several onlookers have expressed annoyance with the artist's glaring error on the Flamingoo. The reversed reflection is an extremely sophomoric mistake.
  Blue Baby Cholo
Recently free of his crib, Blue Baby Cholo is unfettered, curious, and on the move.
The rattle, stuffed bunny, and other generic baby paraphernalia have left him feeling unsatisfied.
Now he spots something far more intriguing. And they left it running.
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