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Sneeze Leech

While most folks attribute the common sneeze to allergies, pepper, or even staring into a bright sky, any educated medical professional will tell you it's actually the work of a Sneeze Leech.

Sneeze Leeches are slimy little wormlings that dwell comfortably in the nasal passages of their hosts. They dine on grody nose particles and wash them down with mucus juice.

Once this noodly nose nosher has cleared the sinuses of "food", it moves southward to the nostril. It is here that any small irritation will send the Sneeze Leech airborne — adrift on nose wind until it lands upon the next hapless victim.

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