Rainbow Blah, Elf of Joy

Not quite himself as of late, Rainbow Blah, Elf of Joy has been a bit off kilter.

"You try to be Mr. Cheery 24 hours a day," grumbles the blissful little elf. "And I'm not blissful you dolt — don't you get it? Its bad enough that they slather me with this canary yellow happy paint, now the union says I can only remove my rainbow cap between 8pm and 6am — and never in public! It's a rainbow outrage and there's gonna be some colorful rainbow legal action."

Mouse of the Titans

Too large to be fully pictured here, Mouse of the Titans is one enormous rodent.

Fortunately for us small, potential mouse food folk, he has access to the Cheese of the Titans.

Timmy Intesteen

Making his rounds on the Chauceville highschool circuit, Timmy Intesteen helps educate teenage neevlings on the importance of a well balanced diet.

"He's a godsend," raves 10th grade health instructor Mrs. DeChoon. "I thank heavens that we finally have a role model to combat those horrible vending machines. Is he single?"

"Timmy's pretty cool, I guess," says sophomore, Meems Chiffon. "He helped me kick my high-starch addiction but that doesn't mean I wanna hang at the mall with him or anything."

Berries of the Crime

No, there's no need to worry, they can't see you through the two-way mirror. Just take your time — we want you to be absolutely sure.

I can have blueberry turn to the right if that helps.

Luminape

Luminapes are fluorescent furred primates that dwell on casino rooftops, hotel canopies, or wherever bright city lights radiate a high-chroma glow.

Although no one has ever witnessed a Luminape feeding, it is assumed that their only form of consumption consists of breathing in emissions from the neon nests they call home.

They are able to shift color depending on the hue of their meal.

Solos Mios

Solos Mios is the spirit of the unbearable summer.

She's angriest in August — an intolerable month when her brutal beams cut through an SPF 150 like a molten spoon through yogurt.

Melon Baboon

Bounding about the branches in the Orchard of Chauce, the Melon Baboon is a spry, limber little tree-hop.

Adding to its pronounced flexibility is a prehensile rind — a thick, tasty appendage that can grip like a fifth hand.

Melon Baboons are seedless.