Fry Fang: Fast Food Cobra

Inching along at a snail's pace, Fry Fang - Fast Food Cobra doesn't need the speed of the average serpent, his victims come to him — and gladly, I might add.

Boasting a pair of crispy cholesterol injectors, Fry Fang delivers a powerful intoxicant of saturated fat and greasy goodness to the happy Chaucevillian populace.

And there's no need to worry if the line in front of this oily coiler wraps around the block. You can always drop by for a bite at Fry Fang's equally grotesque cousin, Lard Asp.

Strictly Business Cumulonimbus

A storm's a brewin' and that's serious business.

Strictly Business Cumulonimbus is a high-stakes player in the wall street weather game. Rain, hail, sleet, snow — you name it, he's in it.

Rumor has it that his purchase of Cloud 9 last week is going to lead to major evaporations for between 20 to 25% of the precipitation.

Forecast is for a rough month with no silver lining in sight.

The Green Placebo

Feigning substance and adding no value, the Green Placebo is a sinister little caplet.

He can be found hanging around double blind studies - bullying effective prescriptions.

In addition to his foul disposition, he sports a remarkably bad comb over.

Browbrain Bovine

Despite its pronounced frontal lobe, the Browbrain Bovine is a particularly feebleminded beast.

It wobbles about the pasture until its tongue comes in contact with something edible. It processes the information for an hour or two and then begins to eat.

Duck-a-Plenty

Duck-a-Plenty is one weighty waddler.

Always the life of the party, this meaty mallard is as jolly as he is jelly.

Meech Fruitprintpants

Meech Fruitprintpants is on his way to work at the Busy Bee Market.

He's a bit of a busy bee himself — but never too busy to wave a friendly hello.

Sun Chunch

The Sun Chunch is a hardy snig that nests in the volcanic cliffs and molten pools of Fire Geyser — a festering fissure on the far side of Figg's fault line.

It's bulbous, wormish trunk is actually a dangling cocoon that houses a lone offspring.

To complete the incubation cycle, the larval Chunch must detach itself from the mother and drop to the boiling core. There it will bake for 45 minutes to an hour before escaping to take full form.