Snig of the Day
Surf Loaf
Taking to waves like pastrami to rye, Surf Loaf is a seven-grain serving of sea-skate skill.
When asked how he was graced with such prowess on a board, Surf Loaf replies with a wink, "Let's face it, as a flour child I'm just bread for this sort of thing."
Fleevian Bunny Mummy (with burial carrots)
Denizens in the village of Fleeve, high atop the CodeYodel Peaks, have a peculiar way of burying their royal lineage.
A large part of this ritual ceremony is the internment of all royal possessions — including the royal bunny.
Fortunately, Fleevian bunnies (who are much more advanced than their surface dwelling neighbors) arrive quickly to the scene to free their cloth bound compatriot.
And they make off with a burrow load of tasty burial carrots.
Girthling
Tipping the scale at 296 tons, Girthlings have an odd fascination with anything bulbous and pink.
Weighing in at 74 pounds 6 ounces, angry balloon man has little odds of getting paid.
Bumblehorn Steer
The Screamy Bee Ranch is home to over 5,000 head of Bumblehorn Steer. That's a pasture and a half of serious mean streak.
And once you get one of these hirsute beasts angry with you, you can expect a whole hive-herd of trouble. As such, the Screamy Bee ranch hands try to stay on the good side of the Queen Bumblehorn.
Following in stride with the Bumblehorn's foul demeanor, Bumblebeef is tough and stringy. But it tastes like chicken.
The Flying of the FistsSignificantly altering the annual Running of the Bumblehorn Steers, the newly named Flying of the Fists is meant to revamp this ancient, somewhat medieval tradition. "We came to the realization that letting loose Bumblehorn steers upon the Chaucevillian populace was simply too cruel to the steers," remarks Mayor Bunny Fleens. "But, of course, some 'traditionalists' complained forcing the City Council to compromise." "Today we're proud to celebrate the Annual Flying of the Fists! Now every registered Chaucevillian voter who so chooses can enjoy the good pummeling that he, she or it so richly deserves." "Vote Fleens!"
Frowning Contest
Minor disputes amongst snigs are often settled via frowning contest.
It's a lot more difficult than it looks. Most snigs have an extremely jovial nature — an innate, unsuppressible urge to laugh and smile.
This bout between Frumps Bunny and the Beakless Penguin of Lament, however, could go on for weeks.
Chinberry Mimms
Chinberry Mimms is proud of his fruity facial appendage.
He accessorizes to help point out said fruit freckle — wearing plain white attire to focus attention chinward.
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