Snig of the Day
Plimms Island Pearl ApeRemote Plimms Island is home to a curious beach dwelling primate known as the The Plimms Island Pearl Ape. Fanatically obsessed with its milky, lustrous bounty, this gem gripping gorilla has adapted special single fingered limbs for groping and grasping said precious pearl. It will often lay on the shore for hours — feverishly polishing the pearlskin while feasting on nutritious sand bananas.
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By NatalieSmall, alone, she sat, Still, she stayed. And started a revolution.
ZoomSlice MonkeyThe common Slice Monkey is a quiet primate known for its peculiar pancake-ish physique. Being highly trainable, these ribbony gibbons are often domesticated for use in criminal endeavors — easily sliding under locked doors to abscond with personal belongings. In the wild they have a meager diet, preferring to eat very very thin bananas.
ZoomMeanius GeniusBack at the drawing board on a miserable Monday, Meanius Genius is once again crafting contemptible contraptions with which to spread his particular brand of malicious mean-spiritedness. His Spring Loaded Cone is an especially unscrupulous invention. Its waffle pattern side wall is equipped with a tongue sensing node that launches the scoop just millimeters from first lick impact. Mean indeed.
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BackBambi-go-roundLacking the highly marketable cuteness of its famous namesake, the Bambi-go-round is, nevertheless, an attractive forest denizen with plenty of precious qualities to enjoy. Everything below the neck, however, is best left unmentioned.
Zoom outShimblesIt looks like Shimbles has just returned from enjoying some wholesome buttery fun down at Chauceville's semi-annual Popcorn Kernival Carnival. This year's extravaganza was hosted by the ButterBags Popcorn production team and it proved to be one of the most popular on record. If you hurry, you may still be able to grab a free popcorn balloon down at the Kettle Corn tent.
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