The Sniltch

The Sniltch is a cunning, duplicitous fellow who until recently was almost always up to no good.

In effort to curb this sinister sneerlings devious deed doing, the village elders fastened a Thoughtwatch bell to his flagellumish brain hair.

Every time the Sniltch concocts a new scheme, the brassy bell sounds its ring alarm to alert the local populace.

Ultimate Business

Spreading from office to office like a junk bond spam fax, Ultimate Business is the latest underground sports craze to infiltrate the Chauceville metropolis.

"It's business to the death," states broker and middle-management featherweight, Chance Daytrade. "Anything is fair game. One guy tried to smother me with worthless options last week. I almost bled to death from paper cuts to the chin."

"Basically, two business people meet, one brings doughnuts, they exchange cards, and then the gloves come off," states Heavyweight Champ, Memo Maniac [pictured here]. "I like to hit early with a bulleted list of estimated sales figures. Once they're dazed with that, I club them repeatedly with a rolled up Wall Street Journal. It's brutal, but hey, that's business."

Bolt of Flower

The only bloom known to cause fatalities, the Bolt of Flower blossoms in the blink of an eye.

A single shoot from this barbed bush can pierce the unwary stroller like a campfire twig does a marshmallow.

A booming thunder clap is the only warning it gives.

Bubble Throated Gyx

Gyx are highly social snigs. They live in tight-knit family groups housed in burrow communities under the great eastern weed grove of the Screamy Bee Ranch.

Emotional beings, Gyx often flare their rubbery throat bubble to indicate mood. The tail grip stance and medium sized bubble of this particular Gyx reveals guilt.

I wonder what he's done.

Canker Stork

Approaching four stories in height, your average Canker Stork is thirty plus feet of hideous bird.

Fortunately, the really grody part is way up top.

Harp Toothed Tongue Plucker

No morning is complete without the harmonious twang of the Harp Toothed Tongue Plucker. Rising to their soft, lilting melody is truly a treat worth waking for.

It's definitely not the most attractive thing to watch, however.