Snig of the Day
Beachball Olympian
Beachball Olympian
Flexible limb
Structure and whim.
Figure afloat
—A musical note.
So graceful and free
How can it be?
Keeps himself trim
Never skipped gym.
Round Bunny
Indeed.
Senator Green Tear
— Slick Look
— Slippery Feel
— Salty Taste
Vote Green Tear
Grody Teddy
Certain to be this year's number one stocking stuffer, Grody Teddy appeals to even the most demanding connoisseur of all things grody. His soft, fluffy fur and cold, clammy skin provide the perfect contrast and solidify his place as this season's grodiest.
The Boys of Business Calendar 2003
Say hello to Mr. June, Mr. July, and Mr. December 2003!
Now in its 12th consecutive year, the Boys of Business Calendar showcases only the busiest business boys on the block. Coffee, ties, briefcases, and cigars — nothing is too business for these executives. Too bad there's only 12 months in a year!
Guardian of the Fruits
When the long fought War of the Produce finally ended, a treaty was signed between the Fruits and the Vegetables. Intact to this very day, the treaty's extreme longevity is due in large part to two committed individuals: The Guardian of the Fruits and his lesser known counterpart The Vegetable Sentry.
Lemon of the Bag
The advice of this citrusy sage is both sought after and zealously followed by all rind-covered denizens in the Orchard of Chauce.
It's rumored that his crinkly bag once toted the groceries of Minmo Longarm, lead picker in the Grove of Unreachable Fruit.
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