Panda Sorta

Long regarded as one of the bamboo forest's cutest inhabitants, Panda Sorta has been drawing fire as of late amidst allegations that its high cuteness level could be suspect.

"She's certainly no panda," stated Frida Lambhammer, senior zoologist at Lambhammer's Petting Zoo. "Sure the body is nice and round, chubby in all the right places as it were, but something about that face leaves my personal cuteness quotient unfulfilled.

Perhaps chief veterinarian Dr. Polymer sums it up best:
"Look — no one questions Panda Sorta's extreme softness and overall furry goodness. And it's clear to even the non-degreed layman that the cuddliness of this precious mammalian is of the highest order. But lets face it — that pure panda cuteness is just not there."

Pajarmor

For a brief period in the early 12th century, medieval knights experimented with soft, stylish, and extremely comfortable full body pajamas in the field of battle.

The "banana ball & chain" didn't last either.

Business Maniac

If you could incorporate spontaneous axe-wielding insanity, Business Maniac would be Chairman of the Board.

Born in a wealthy upper class neighborhood, Business Maniac came into this world as Nursery Maniac — expressing a special flair for lunacy straight from the incubator via his signature "pacifier-wielding insanity". Those crazy, formative years would give rise to Preschool Maniac, a brief stint as Summer Camp Maniac, later Ivy League Maniac, and then finally the full-blown lunatic we see today.

Asked about the correlation between his quick ascension up the corporate ladder and the rapid disintegration of any shred of sanity, Business Maniac replied, "Fiscal hound! Resist the nauseous charm of fourth quarter goldfish!"

Then he put a choke hold on a desk lamp.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from Monkey & Bun  and . . .

The Sacred Art of the Blueberry Balance

Yummmmmmmm......

2003 Sommelier

Snobby, Stuffy, with a hint of Uppity, 2003 is a superb year for the Sommelier.

Described by Wine Steward Weekly as the best vintage of the last decade, the 2003 is characterized by its turned-up nose and long-winded finish.

Enjoy with a mixed array of elite debutantes.

Est magnifique!