The Naked Eye

Rolling about town in the buff, the Naked Eye has very little sense of modesty.

"I'll wear a scarf in winter if it gets cold enough," remarks the garbless gazer, "but that's about it. Let's face it, there's nothing shameful about the natural physique, no matter what the shape or size — and believe me... I've seen it all."

Vote Cat

As lethargic and apathetic as a snig can be, Vote Cat was, until recently, simply known as Cat.

"Well they finally got me to the polls," remarks the frumpy feline. "I refused to leave my sunny spot on the window sill so they airlifted me onto this plastic stool. The stool reads my brain synapses, blood pressure, body temperature, and mood — all based on the heat waves from my rear. Then it performs some high order math equation, weighs the political issues and decides who I'd likely vote for."

"Of course, there's always room for improvement. I still have to push this little red button to cast my ballot. They said I wouldn't have to lift a finger to join the democratic process. Boy were they wrong."

Gorgle

Gorgles are ferocious, carnivorous creatures that live by two simple rules: feast, rest.

Their enormous gum tusks are the source of both mandates. The powerful, razor sharp tips secure the feast while the burdensome weight demands the rest.

"Smothered in Cuteness"

The trendiest topping to hit the Chauceville creamery circuit in the last decade, "Smothered in cuteness" is fast becoming the hippest way to serve that savory scoop.

"I'm having a sundae with one of those mini-ponies on top," exclaims local neevling and cuteness enthusiast, Pritmiss Feeves. "He's carrying three soft kittens in his little saddle!"

"The double dip cone with Panda Sorta was just okay," remarks Creamery Critic, Nink Freeps. "Frankly, he's not the cutest. But the mint chocolate chip with polar bear cub is to die for. Twice!"

The Spung

The Spung trusts no one. It is often found recoiling in some corner, leery of the wayward passerby.

Preferring shadows to the light of day, this suspicious slugling will go to great lengths to avoid contact with other beings.

When shopping for groceries, it always gives exact change to minimize the interaction.

Plumskin Fatsniff

When an attractive female Plumskin passes by, the male Fatsniff, true to his name, sniffs in his protrusive gut, rendering him thinner, more confident and attractive.

Add a fancy beret and a gentle, come hither wave and this golden nosed neevling becomes irresistible.