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"All the Gink That's Fit to Fleen" Past Editions Summary List VOL. I Issue Number 3 Monday, Aug. 16 - Sunday, Aug. 22 Coded in Chauceville FREE! FRONT PAGE THE ARTS INSIGHTS LINKS Chauceville's Loonfest Sees Record Turnout Streets Teem with Weirdos It has come to symbolize the freedoms, attitudes and care free lifestyles of the Chauceville populace, and last weekend it crossed new thresholds of festive lunacy. Photos by Yoad Mothsby "I saw one guy with 2 beaks, hot dog fingers, and an entire community of pear-shaped Penguins living on an iceberg in his nose," remarked a youthful out-of-towner. "They'd never allow that level of nonsense in Loams County. I'm moving to Chauceville when I grow up." Poem of the Week Soft Serve Snail Soft Serve Snail is a happy little bug Cause he's one part cream'ry and he's one part slug. And it's hard to be unhappy and there ain't no need to cry When your shell sticks out like the toppin' on a pie. The Weekly Fleen Eyeball of Defiance weds Nose of Resistance. "What was wrong with me," sobs Ear of Impudence. Nudist Abroad released on DVD. Nun of the Selfish Deed takes last cookie, feels no guilt. Law obeyed Farmer collapses after 6 day seeding spree. Delivery 5 minutes late. Pizza Steed free. SNERST & SUCH WHO'S WHO (Character List) GLOSSARY OF SNERST Visit the ARTS page for snigs art. Weekly Horoscope As Jupiter collides with Mars this week, all matter in the solar system will disperse like cosmic space fleen. Take that vacation you've been planning. This Week from the Archive Bishop Kous-Kous