The Fools
The Fool on the hill and the Fool in the hole
Fought one another and vied for control.

The Fool on the hill ate up all he surveyed.
The Fool in the hole claimed the land 'neath his spade.

And the hole became huge as the fool stole the earth.
And the hill became weak as the fool gained in girth.

Then at last when the weight became too much to bear
And emptiness displaced the dirt that was there,
The whole thing collapsed sending dust through the air.
Leaving two fools one grave — that they peacefully share.

No Knees
Have you heard the tall tale of the snig with no knees?
He can't start his car cause he can't reach the keys.

Two Stars on a Limb
Twinkle-Dee and Twinkle-Dum were resting in a tree
"The night is bright," said Twinkle-Dum, "Indeed," said Twinkle-Dee.
"I never knew the light we threw could reach so very far.
I guess sometimes a change of view can show how bright you are."

Eyeball Golf
My first shot was disastrous,
I shanked it in the pond.

My second eyeball brought more luck —
I plopped it on the lawn,
Teed it up and hit it true —
A par 4 hole-in-one!

Alas, I couldn't see the shot.
My eyeballs all were gone.

The Pickle-Me-Pillow
I took me a nap on the Pickle-Me-Pillow
As vinegar winds blew a chill.

I dreamt in my slumber of kosher cucumber
And woke as a new baby dill.

Samurai Fairy
I thought a mosquito was biting my toe —
Turns out it's the Samurai Fairy.

His sword, I suppose, beats a blood-sucking nose.
Still I think I'll impose hari-kari.

Forecast: Blueberry Cheese
I'm up to my knees in blueberry cheese.
They said expect snow, they forecast a freeze.
But all that I sees on this slope tween the trees
Is fruit freckled cheddar
And two useless skis.