Screamy Bee Ranch Violates Loams County Noise Ordinance Economy Takes Hit |
|
By Guest Feature Writer: Natalie, Esq.
Monday morning, the Screamy Bee Ranch was cited for violations of the new Loams County Noise Ordinance. Noise associated with a Sunday night bash at the Screamy Bee, celebrating the change from day light savings time to standard time was reported to be the cause of the violation. Partygoer Bunny of luscious qualms was quoted as saying "I guess it's true what they say, you can't fight City Hall."
The individual that tipped off authorities to the violation remains anonymous, however, sources indicate that the tipster was Chauceville's own Ultimate Business Man — a neighbor of the Screamy Bee. Ultimate Business Man purchased valuable real estate adjacent to the Screamy Bee in 2000. Residents of Loams County report that Ultimate Business Man constructed a teepee on the property, where he sleeps while in town on business, in order to reconnect with nature. Ultimate Business Man was scheduled to close a multi million dollar deal Monday morning at Chauceville Bank Tower. The deal fell apart Monday afternoon. Ultimate Business Man reportedly blamed the loss of the deal on lack of sleep. The deal, which would have infused the Chauceville economy with new capital, will likely hit Chaucevillians where it hurts.
|