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VOL. I Issue Number 2 Monday, Aug. 9 - Sunday, Aug. 15 Coded in Chauceville FREE!
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In the Spotlight:
Hoo Hoo the Magic Sailor
He's been touring with his children's variety show for over a decade. And before that he served 12 years in the Chaucevillian Navy. We all know him as the fun loving wand waiver in the little white suit, but what really makes this comedian/magician and Medal of Lunacy winner tick?

"Well the kids mean everything to me," states the merry mariner. "I've been hosting the show for 15 years now and I never get tired of their silly remarks and good-natured questions. Well, one time I did. This annoying little neevling in Loams county wouldn't leave me alone about my floating barnacle trick. I turned him into a pancake but unfortunately his mouth stayed intact. Now he shows up at breakfast sometimes, rambling on incessantly. You've gotta admire that sort of tenacity. I just love those kids!"

Poem of the Week
Old Yet Hale

Old yet hale, old yet hale
Grippin' on a fishin' pole and sittin' in a pail.

Pin a piece of cloth — now I got a sail.

Headin' for a foreign shore to catch myself a whale.

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By noon on Wednesday you will have had a grody experience involving bacteria and a strange fluid. You will not be aware of its occurrence. It happens nonetheless.

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