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"All the Gink That's Fit to Fleen" Past Editions Summary List VOL. I Issue Number 11 Monday, Oct. 11 - Sunday, Oct. 17 Coded in Chauceville FREE! FRONT PAGE THE ARTS INSIGHTS LINKS Mobius Undies Defy Logic One Sided Briefs Have No Beginning, No End Amature seamstress and neighborhood gossip, Tilly Stitchpatch, was left speechless last Saturday when her usual undergarment pattern returned unexpected and impossible results. "I was just flabbergasted," remarked the novice knitter. "I knew something had gone awry when the thread looped back on itself and created an infinite knot, but I never expected this. Things got worse as the elastic coiled into a triple-helix. Before I knew it, the entire 3-dimensionality of my stitching was irretrievably ruined." Still, the sewing mishap is not a total loss. Miss Stitchpatch's grandson, Loomiss, remains extremely pleased with the bizarre briefs. "The fit is incredible," exclaimed the enthusiastic 12 year old. "There's no way I'm going back to boxers." Poem of the Week Eyeball Golf My first shot was disastrous, I shanked it in the pond. My second eyeball brought more luck — I plopped it on the lawn, Teed it up and hit it true, A par 4 hole-in-one! Alas, I couldn't see the shot. My eyeballs all were gone. The Weekly Fleen Frog loses free speech lawsuit. Stargazer notices connection to hat. Remains suspicious of constellational fraud. Snig bulks up to compensate for miniscule size. No one impressed. Weight lifter swallowed. Pig caught in headlights. Snigs win game with trick piggy-back play. Ham refuses digestion. Leaps angrily from stum. SNERST & SUCH WHO'S WHO (Character List) GLOSSARY OF SNERST Visit the ARTS page for snigs art. Weekly Frugal Tip Suspend the spending on those syrupy sodas! Save money as you "re-drink" your carbonated colas with the Bladder Tap pre-swallowed beverage recycling system. This Week from the Archive Gleelings