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VOL. I Issue Number 13 Monday, Oct. 25 - Sunday, Oct. 31 Coded in Chauceville FREE!
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Nutcase Acquitted!
Defense Successfully Argues Insanity Plea
Though notoriously difficult to prove, the Law Firm of and Pinniped, Walrus & Whale, triumphantly swayed the jury last Thursday in a gruesome case that has gripped all of Chauceville these past two months: The Nutcase Serial Cashewdicide Trial.

"The facts of the crime are nightmarish," stated prosecutor Overton Z. Ellis. "Nutcase brutally ate all of his contents. He didn't spare a single cashew and he hasn't shown one ounce of remorse."


"I slept... I mean wept, the entire time," admitted lead juror, Snoozy C. Quester, "but what other conclusion could we reach? After all, he is a complete nutcase."

In a related story, Pinniped, Walrus & Whale also successfully defended serial quacker Duck-a-Plenty using a similar plea — proving the weighty mallard was in reality a total Loon.

Look for them to defend Plantain in the Farm Fresh Fruit slayings. "Plantain is bananas," commented Short Orange Whale.


Poem of the Week
No Knees

Have you heard the tall tale of the snig with no knees?

He can't start his car cause he can't reach the keys.

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Weekly Record Breaker
Snig from Loams County tips the scale at 3,300 pounds. Adapts cart to tote excess fat.

This Week from the Archive
Radioactive Bun

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