Study Reveals 1 in 5 Snigs Morbidly Absurd
Disturbing Trend Shows No Signs of Slowing |
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Spend just 15 minutes out in public these days and you're bound to get an eyeful of snigs suffering from morbid absurdity. The problem has reached epidemic proportions and things appear to be getting worse.
"Ten yeas ago you'd run into someone with enlarged lunacy once, maybe twice a week," states Doctor Ning Fibula, Head of Research at the Chauceville Witloss Center. "Now we're treating entire families afflicted by this debilitating disease."
Terrifying statistics to be sure, but what's behind this disturbing societal shift?
"A whole host of complex elements are at play here," explains Clinical Psychiatrist, Dr. Flappy Synapse. "Complete lack of mental exercise is at the root of things. Snigs assume they can just lounge about thinking up one or two random thoughts a week — but a brain needs exercise. I recommend at least two ideas a day followed by 30 minutes of strenuous daydream."
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