Perm-a-Worm Flying Off the Shelf
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Recently approved by the FDA's Worm Regulatory Division, Perm-a-Worm brand hair growth formula and styling spray has taken the invertebrate market by storm.
"We can't keep the stuff in stock," says Wiggly's Worm Tunnel Pharmacy owner, Wiggly Mudnoodle. "I've seen a lot of fads over the years — low-cal soil, early bird repellant, even segment extension, but nothing has sold like Perm-a-Worm. They say it's been thoroughly tested on ants but you never know. I have a feeling we may see some weird side effects in the near future."
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